Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

comisery

n. The act of being equally miserable with another person

Due to the erratic behavior of our boss, Charleen and I are constantly in a state of comisery.

by crazytownbananapants May 9, 2013

Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.

When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.

by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009

when duke nukem forever comes out

The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009

Combs

A very sturdy individual.

You can count on that dude, he’s a real Combs.

by BoldFrieza March 13, 2019

comms girls

For Christ's sake, can no one adding to this definition type like a normal person?

You all can't even spell "are."

by Sam July 9, 2004

combustability

The ability for me to come on insert friend's name's mother's bust.

Kenny Hotz: Combustability... is that he ability for me to come on Spencer's mother's bust?

Spencer Rice: Shut up! just SHUT UP!

by Jamessch January 11, 2009