complain

To express your feelings about a situation in an annoying manor all the time.

Shelby- "my back hurts", "my toe hurts","i dont what tacos for dinner"

Marc- no body cares, shut the hell up and stop complaining.

by kuchi_kuuu September 2, 2011

Company Bitch

A person of low rank who is owned by their job or will do anything they see necessary to succeed at work, regardless of morals, ethics or loss of friends.

"I hear Marky H is the company bitch, he snitched on us all."

by stuandrews1975 February 15, 2012

Ain't no complaints

When there are no complaints to be had or something good happens this phrase can be shouted

"there's no homework"
"Ain't no complaints"

by Pickupthatpencil January 8, 2020

complaigning

A term given to people who constantly complain about how things in life should change, but don't do anything about it, such as getting off their arse and protesting about it. From a mix of the words complain and campaign.

Steve was complaigning about the erosion of civil liberties in the UK, and that we should all do something about it! After the next pint.

by thegriceisright August 10, 2009

complinsultment

a statement which on the surface seems to be a compliment, but has an insult buried in the middle of it ... it must consist of three parts: the initial compliment, to put the listener at ease ... the second part slips in an insult, catching the listener off-guard ... and the third part closes with another compliment, leaving the listener a little confused and wondering what just happened

"You look very nice today. That's a hideous shade of green, but it looks pretty good on you." ... an insult, buried between two compliments, is a complinsultment

by flodrab August 17, 2011

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander

by The Prospect September 19, 2013

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

by Kraken August 31, 2014