A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 8, 2022
Get the micturition competitionmug. When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug. The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
Get the Competitive Cuckingmug. by Solid Mantis December 7, 2020
Get the Competitivemug. A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds
The world record is 89!
The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go
Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
Get the the international grape popping competitionmug. Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.
Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.
So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.
Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.
Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.
Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.
So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.
Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.
Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.
*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
Get the competitive balancemug. The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez
by Juno i love you May 28, 2022
Get the The Unusual Competitionmug.