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Commiskey

Commiskeys are usually one of the boys, or at least the homie you can count on. They’re nice and trustworthy. They’ll always try to hang out, and they’ll try to understand if you can’t, but they’ll still be hurt. Can be sensitive at times. Lots of different aspirations among Commiskeys, and PEOPLE ALSO OFTEN PRONOUNCE IT WRONG.

Ko-MISS-key

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Ko-MIN-skey

It bothers them when you pronounce it wrong.
Good evening Cadet Commiskey, I need help practicing drill, could you help me?” “Of course!!”
by Single moms near you January 26, 2022
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commiseration

The Olympic medallist offered commiseration to those who didn’t win, the real point of the Olympic Games.
by Word? Word? WORD! July 28, 2022
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Commissar gamza

A Warhammer YouTuber that just hates on games workshop while marketing his Patreon for 3d ripoffs of games workshop models.
Commissar gamza made another video shitting on games workshop.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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Commishing

"Commishing" is a mysterious act with no clear definition. Some say it refers to murder, others say it's masturbation. Ultimately, it's a mystery...
Me: Ok, I am going to go and Commish now
George R. R. Martin: What is Commishing????
Me: idk
by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real November 3, 2022
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commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.
Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.
by Anon326 January 22, 2023
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commiserage

To commiserate and share anger about something.
Person A: I hate how mean person C is.
Person B: Yeah. I commiserage tbh.
by wolfboyft August 13, 2023
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Commission-holic

People who only see value and meaning in artwork they or others paid for, while disrespectfully throw away anything that is free under any circumstances leaving the artist with shameful unsatisfaction.
That man is such a commission-holic, he shows nothing but ignorance after receiving anything for free.
by Super Saiyazard October 9, 2023
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