It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020
Get the I Can't Coman Kill Myself mug.It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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by john moritz August 30, 2003
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Chick: Man, I was in a myspace-coma for 2 hours last night!
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
Dude: Yeah, that's cause you're a myspace-a-holic
by Cassoroni n cheese! March 7, 2008
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Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
by JosesRoo October 10, 2011
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These kind of people are in the majority especially in and around the Central Anatolian region of Turkey. This particular region has a distinct continental climate. It is usually extremely barren with wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as a direct result animal husbandry is historically very prevalent among its inhabitants. The place, among other things, is famous in Turkey and around the world for its shepherd dogs. This particular dog breed is very loyal, takes its duty as a shepherd dog seriously and will even fight to its death when guarding its flock from a wolf attack, but not known for its intelligence among other dog breeds. Poetically, these qualities of the Anatolian shepherd are similar to those of the people living in the area, another kind of "Anatolian shepherd," so to speak. A common name for shepherd dogs in Turkey is Çomar, hence the name attributed to these people.
These kind of people are in the majority especially in and around the Central Anatolian region of Turkey. This particular region has a distinct continental climate. It is usually extremely barren with wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as a direct result animal husbandry is historically very prevalent among its inhabitants. The place, among other things, is famous in Turkey and around the world for its shepherd dogs. This particular dog breed is very loyal, takes its duty as a shepherd dog seriously and will even fight to its death when guarding its flock from a wolf attack, but not known for its intelligence among other dog breeds. Poetically, these qualities of the Anatolian shepherd are similar to those of the people living in the area, another kind of "Anatolian shepherd," so to speak. A common name for shepherd dogs in Turkey is Çomar, hence the name attributed to these people.
- Türkçe -
Can: Ahhh lan, Fevzi AKP belediye başkanlığına oy verdi
Mehmet: Evet, Konya yakınlarındaki küçük bir köyden geldiğini duydum.
Can: O böyle bir Çomar
- English -
Can: Wow bro, Fevzi voted for the AKP mayor
Mehmet: Yea, I heard he's from a small village near Konya.
Can: He's such a Çomar
Can: Ahhh lan, Fevzi AKP belediye başkanlığına oy verdi
Mehmet: Evet, Konya yakınlarındaki küçük bir köyden geldiğini duydum.
Can: O böyle bir Çomar
- English -
Can: Wow bro, Fevzi voted for the AKP mayor
Mehmet: Yea, I heard he's from a small village near Konya.
Can: He's such a Çomar
by geekers112233 February 7, 2020
Get the Çomar mug.A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008
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