Cocytus

The lowest level in hell, where people are permanently frozen in ice.

by dj gs68 October 24, 2003

Comcast dance

When you move your remote-handling arm around in an effort to find somewhere that your Comcast box will receive a signal from your remote from.

The Comcast dance that Michael did at his party was only entertaining for the first 10 minutes.

by LadyKylias January 22, 2010

Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.

Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.

by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011

Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015

Comcast and chill

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

by ReadHerring May 12, 2016