Columbian Steam Pie

A sexual act between two people involving coffee beans being shoved up the females ass and then being anally penetrated until the coffee beans are ground. Once the coffee beans are sufficiently ground the female then proceeds to snort a line of the poopy coffee off of the erect penis.

1. Susie was hopped up for hours after she gave Joe a Columbian Steam Pie!

by Hungarian Lunch Lady October 25, 2010

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.

I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.

by schmedly June 22, 2010

Columbian Fish Taco

Snorting cocaine from a woman's vagina.

I gave that crazy bitch a Columbian Fish Taco last night!

by JaJa December 10, 2004

Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.

You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.

by Ken Knight January 3, 2008

Columbian Limbo

When you take someone's intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head

Jack: It's a good thing they didn't give scarface a columbian limbo.

by gamma82000 December 26, 2009

Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.

After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009