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Columbian Cropduster

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)
The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.
by schmedly June 22, 2010
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Columbia Mall

Every High Schooler and Middle Schooler in Howard County hangs out here. It is Hoco’s unofficial hangout spot. The food court is good af and everyone spends money on the overpriced Dave and Buster Knockoff, The Main Event. Every white girl takes a picture for Instagram near the Fountain outside of StarBucks or somewhere near it. The biggest stores are either Hollister or Forever 21. Make sure you bring friends to the mall because it’s boring if you go with your family or alone. AMC theater is good but has over priced popcorn. And it has Shake Shack so.....
You wanna go to Columbia Mall today?”

“I’m down who’s gonna be there?”
“Every white girl in Hoco, kids from Wilde Lake, white boys trying pull a white girl, or kids trying to get clout or clout chasing
by supguys_123 August 8, 2018
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Columbian steak

Another term/word for cocaine.
No, thanks. I'm not hungry. I just had a Columbian steak.
by Seanco December 25, 2008
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Columbian VCR

The Columbian VCR occurs when a man, often desperately in need of sexual release and his hand just doesn't fulfill his sexual fantasies, until the point where the man lubes up his cock and thrusts it into his old VCR because he can't get any actual pussy. And in this act his penile growth gets stuck inside the VCR and so he has to try the eject button which fucks up his penile shaft, and eventually has to call the paramedics to remove his penis from the mechanical abyss of the VCR, in hope that his shaft is still intact.
(Guy) Im pretty horny, and the bitches just aint coming my way, so i think im going to try something new to spice things up tonight. { * Inserts dick into VCR * } Oh yeah, thats nice!!! Oh, shit!!! My dick is stuck. { * Calls Paramedics * )
(Medic) Hello, please state your emergency.

(Guy) Oh man i was doing a Columbian VCR and my wand is caught in my chamber of secrets if you know what i mean, oh shit!
by Bill Tremonti May 19, 2011
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Columbia Secondary School

This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
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Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.
After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck
by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009
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Columbia, TN

Jill: OMG! Did you see how trashy that guy was dressed?

Tiffany: Yeah, He's from Columbia, TN. They're all chav.
by patty1121 May 11, 2009
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