Coochie Clench

Common bathroom occurrence amongst females. When you are getting ready to urinate and there is someone that unexpectedly goes into the stall next to you. You clench up your nether regions to stop a possible loud tuft of air from escaping.

I had to pee soooooo bad earlier! Jasmine walked into the stall next to me right before the grand release and I had to do a coochie clench so I would not embarass myself.

by MDermy August 23, 2010

Calendar

A Calendar is a thing were you can write down what you have to do like go shopping or if you are going to a party or something, I don't know.

It will help you remember what to do everyday so in my opinion
get a calendar!

1. "Nichole, aren't you going to write that down in your calendar?"

2. "I need a new calendar because the year is over!"

3. "I almost forgot what I had to do but I just looked at my calendar and I knew!"

by Sarahfram July 28, 2007

butt clench

Excercise where you clench your butt repeatidly. If done regularly and very OFTEN it results in a very fine firm ass!

I did thousands of butt clenches a day for this sexy tight ass!

by Nallis December 9, 2008

Clenis

Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.

In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.

by blunted September 8, 2003

calendarize

To add a scheduled event to a planning calendar, so that it may serve as a future reminder.

A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.

by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005

Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.

Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010

Advent calendar

A calendar used to countdown to Christmas Day. Each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.)

I want an Advent calendar.

by RoseCandyFloss December 3, 2014