Colby

Incredibly Autistic

Look at Colby man, so inspirational.

by Uncle Jose July 28, 2020

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.

I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.

by Cooter86 August 16, 2010

CLBILF

Cute Little Boy I'd Like to Fuck

This charming and innocent phrase may seem rather perverted and twisted (OK lets be honest it is). Is usually applied to a boy from 14 to 16 years old who for various reasons are not showing markable signs of physical maturity.
e.g. smooth cheeks, soft hair, baby face features, high voice etc.

Those who appreciate this rare trait are known as CLBILF Hunters and are not in any way pedophiles but are merely appreciating beauty in all of its forms.

May also be abbreviated to just BILF

Check out that CLBILF over there. Lets go stroke his cheeks and fondle his face in a totally non gay way.

by THe DINgMEIster October 20, 2009

Colbie

A Beautiful girl who you want to date, if you find someone named Colbie you should keep her she is a sweet, loving, gorgeous girl. She usually has blond hair and blue eyes. She might even have a crush on you so take a chance and ask her out.

Colbie has beautiful blue eyes, I think I have a crush on her.

by Aloha Hawaii January 29, 2019

colby

Colby is a name best known for the following words, Hot, Sexy, Smart, and good with girls.

Look at colby, flirting as always.

by Changsta57 September 10, 2016

Colby

The sweetest, nicest, funniest, most handsome boy you will ever see. Everyone wants to be like a Colby. Colbys have many many friends and are very smart. He is one of a kind. They make great boyfriends.

I wish I could be like that Colby. He is amazing, I love him.

by moneyorange4 October 28, 2011