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Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".
Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.
by neb lkware February 9, 2010
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Colberg

A really jew-status last name.
That's Colberg? Huh, must be a jew....

Colberg sure is a jew-status last name!
by Yezpoop? October 18, 2008
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Colberting

The act of taking a single pringle chip, topping it with whip cream, and then putting another pringle chip on top of that. Seen on episode 737 of The Colbert Report, done by Stephen Colbert.
Last night I was really tired, and really hungry, lucky for me there were some pringles and whip cream next to me, so I started Colberting!
by URANicePersonN0T May 4, 2010
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Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010
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Collehio

Im just going to collehio!
by Kat P December 25, 2008
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The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.
"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.
by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010
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colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.
Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.
by veryjaded February 5, 2010
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