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contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.
*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!
by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008
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love contract

A legally binding agreement that states that two sexual partners did INDEED have consensual sex. Both parties sign this contract and can be held liable if said contract is violated.
Kobe should've had that girl sign a love contract.
by bigtones July 27, 2004
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Jucket contractor

A guy with no license, insurance , or skills and uses a Minivan as a work truck with ladders tied to the top. Also has a coverted pick-up truck rear end as a trailer.
Check out that jucket contractor with that minivan work truck.
by Rikki 2 times February 21, 2008
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ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009
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Contact whore

Someone who accepts or makes friend requests on a multitude of social networking sites in excessive amounts, even with people they don't know. Contact whores usually compete with each other for supremacy.
Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.
by Apollo121 September 3, 2011
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Constracted

I'm constracted right know .
by pdidy09 November 14, 2015
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