coffee

a person who has been coughed on
the coffee got a cold from this
by kevin dow February 27, 2005
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coffee

someone who is coughed on
I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.
by christayina April 20, 2008
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coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.
I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.
by St Ias November 19, 2005
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coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.
Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3
by IeatCeral March 04, 2017
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coffee

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"
by Jabliz February 24, 2009
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Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.
by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022
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Coffee Ass

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
by OmgShane March 28, 2016
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