coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005

coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.

Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3

by IeatCeral March 3, 2017

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffee Ass

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

by OmgShane July 5, 2016