Certified

to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.

“You see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."

by Trillbo Baggins February 11, 2015

Coercion

A lame way to get people or a person to side with you hence, be their bitch.

Rich people tend to use coercion to change unknowing peoples opinion to be their friend. Actually all they are doing is using others.

by Furmanski February 11, 2019

Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex

Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 9, 2019

chertok

To screw a person over for the pure enjoyment of seeing another person's feelings hurt.

He chertoked me over by saying he didn't want to be seen with me in public.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 1, 2019