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cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
by jd January 3, 2005
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cocoa puffs

Chocolate weed, that is pot laced with a cocoa plant
Man, this chocolate weed is good.
Cocoa puffs man, fuck ya!
by Alisa May 13, 2005
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cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
by Dickpics February 21, 2015
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Cocoa Nut Wipe

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
by King Pip January 21, 2009
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kookoo for cocoa puffs

Completely insane.

The phrase comes from an American television commercial for a breakfast cereal. The phrase comes from the cereal's mascot, a bird that went crazy for the taste of the cereal. Thus "Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs" became synonomous in American pop-culture for someone who was mentally unhinged.
Religious fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell are kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
by Daryl November 22, 2003
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cocoa high school

A school that has like 40 fights year mainly the middle schoolers , the school is full of crackheads and potheads, many kids like to fuck in the library, but one time a pregnant chick got slammed in the court yard, but cocoa has tons of fuckboys, but the school has a on point Football team full of the best , kids also love to bring dice and gamble in classrooms ,
Aye you go to cocoa high school?

Fuck Yeah !!!
by THAT FAT KID K October 4, 2017
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cocoa pops

Small balls of poo that collect in ones arse hair. The cause of this is unknown, but is suspected to be shoddy wiping.
Micheal: "last night i had some cocoa pops so deeply inbedded in my arse hair that i had to remove it with scissors.
by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007
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