cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Cockmas

When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.

This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.

I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

Cockadoo!

Exclamation:

One can shout the word "cockadoo!" when angry, sad, excited, in aw, surprised or pretty much any situation.

Jeff: Yo Zev! check out my new lawn chair!
Zev: Cockadoo!!! That looks mad comfy!

Fred: I think I just got Hepatitis A..
Nachi: Cockadoo.. I'm sorry to hear that bro, feel better.

Josh shouted "cockadoo!" at the top of his lungs when Avi chopped his dick off with a ninja star.

by Jason Spazington's brother November 18, 2016

cockafriend

it means to rub your cock against a friends face while they are sleeping. "Cock-a-Friend"

gay douchebag- "Do you wanna cockafriend James?"
hetrosexual - "No you sick cunt thats horrible, why am I still friends with you?"

by jewboylol November 12, 2009

Cockabitachewsome

meant to describe anything involving a hammer and a french person eating a puppy while Shaving his eyebrow.

Left eyebrow to be exact

I love the use of Cockabitachewsome in this Pie

by chhance bawx May 3, 2010

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010