cocknocker

When a well intoxicated male beat's on someone's front door with their penis

That cocknocker took me by suprise

by d.y. August 5, 2006

Cock Knocker

This happens during a threesome (2m&1F).
If one guy is up the ass and the other is up her flange. Both guys can feel there cocks knocking against each other.
This also can apply if the 'double A/double V' method is being used!

Jane could feel them both inside her, they were a couple of cock knockers.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

cock knocker

A homosexual who engages in very aggresive sexual contact, consensual or not!

Holy tits tom, you won't believe it! Jebediah just got viciously hand raped in the park by that serial cock knocker. Is he alright? No, he got ass fucked aswell.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 5, 2007

Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.

Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.

by cockdock January 10, 2010

cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

by p March 30, 2003

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

by noodlecast April 21, 2009