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Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.
"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."
by Wingy July 4, 2006
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twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.
"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"
by bnanny May 5, 2008
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Clap-Clops

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
by shmegmatize May 27, 2013
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Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation
Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...
by aleelee22 June 20, 2015
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Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.
Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.
by CMaggieS May 21, 2017
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Cloggle

A style of walking only achievable by men aged 45 and over with flabby bottom's that resemble a semi-circle.
Sebert: "Hey Widgington, check out the cloggle on that there pilgram!!"
Widginton: "Whoa! That's a mind-boggle of a cloggle"
by Dr Intricus Mabbles August 17, 2006
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