critter

1. any animal; 2. a cute, small furry animal; 3. a domestic pet; 4. nickname for a little kid; 5. nickname for a female

1. As we sat quietly, the critters became less shy about approaching our campsite. 5. She's a cute little critter.

by Maximally June 25, 2005

Cliteracy

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.

In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

clatter

Irish. meaning to hit/strike someone.

Some arsehole was slagging my girlfriend last night so I took him outside and clattered the shit out of him.

by dave December 28, 2005

Clitheroe

A small town in Lancashire. From a tourist perspective it seems a nice place to live, lots of flowers and even a ruined castle. However, having spent time there, there is a major drug problem amongst the countless youths who live there, including hard, class A drugs.

Clitheroe used to be a pretty town for the elderly to relax in.

by Lux B:| June 13, 2019

clitterdick

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.

Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.

by htown87 November 2, 2009

Crotch Critter

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003

clutterpaws

when there are too many things in your hand(s)

I have clutterpaws.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009