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Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"
by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007
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bullshit clause

A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.

I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.

Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.

Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
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Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.
Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving
by Psyral September 21, 2010
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cock cluster

cock cluster is similar in definition to sausage fest or cock fest, a synonym really. it means that a party or event consists predominantly of male participants thus making it a cluster of males or cocks in comparison to females at the event.
Guy 1: holy shit bro, this place is a fuckin cock cluster. i'm steppin over dick with every step.

Guy 2: yeah man, lets ditch this place and go to {another bar/club name here}, i heard there's more pussy there.
by yourmomsboyfriend February 9, 2010
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Santa Claus

Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.
Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
by thats right I said it July 18, 2009
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cluster-comment

To inform (via message) a large group of people on social networking sites (ie myspace or facebook) in an attempt to exclude members who would ordinarily be informed by posting bulletins or announcements.
Monica cluster-commented her myspace friends about her birthday party. She could have just as easily sent out a bulletin, but wanted to be selective about who she told.
by juniper love November 6, 2006
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Cluster Pong

The offensive strong odour of many varied clashing aftershaves and perfumes, emanating from a group of people on a night out together. Combined into one unholy stink, this stench often catches you unaware, and chokes you as you walk down a street.

It is a cluster pong. You have been cluster ponged.
Example 1:
'Holy cow, I walked right into that cluster pong, and now my head hurts.'

Example 2:
'Lets cross the street, there's a Hen party ahead and I can't breath in that kind of cluster pong, I only have two lungs.'

Example 3:
'I would love go out drinking this Friday night, but I can't handle the hellish cluster pong. Can we make it Monday morning instead?'
by iluvwords April 25, 2009
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