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silent laughing

Laughing silently:

1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"

Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"

2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."

You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"

Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
by noobtacular April 14, 2008
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clashing clams

The process in which two lesbian or bisexual females rub their nude vaginas together to achieve stimulation.
I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!
by bam! October 24, 2003
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laughing parenthesis

the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
That girl has some serious laughing parenthesis.
by sweetcheeks4ever September 1, 2010
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Laughing Dragon

When the girl is giving a BJ and when he goes off she laughs hard enough to have it come out of her nose and spray all over the guy.
As he went off he said "Your the Man".
She laughed so hard it came out her nose and sprayed all over him. The Laughing Dragon
by Diablo121212 February 27, 2009
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Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.
by Gohan-Sama-Lord January 24, 2020
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Caughing

To laugh so much you cum.
Verb: to caugh
I was caughing it was so funny
by hornsey7 October 2, 2009
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Die Laughing

The act of being irrepressibly hamstrung by one's own brilliance but in a manner that is quite sween.
Did you see that die laughing? He went to the 71st decimal of pi while doing push ups! And drinking Jack. Fuck!
by Garbonza February 19, 2010
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