classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. February 16, 2012
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classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.
Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter
by DaMantis August 08, 2012
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classy thug

A nice guy who dresses thuggishly.
Spence is a classy thug.
by sirthugsalot July 29, 2015
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Classy slut

An item of clothing that doesn't make you look like you need to get paid, but shows that you know how to have a good time
Girl, those shoes are Classy slut
by mistressJ August 12, 2009
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Classy Hoe

A person who appears to be sophisticated or upperclass aesthetically, but underneath is yearning to sleep with whomever she pleases.
by Classic Hoe March 01, 2017
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Classy wook

Drugged hippie but is reciprocal to others and in touch with reality and themselves, probably enjoys

heavy base music
"The classy wook was prepared he has his water, nitrous tank, and flow toys on him."
by Gr33c3city July 08, 2023
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classy junkie

Someone who’s a junkie but also has some class and doesn’t walk around itching like a spinner.
I’m not a junkie, I’m a classy junkie. I still do normal activities, but when the time comes I’m a classy junkie!
by ClassyJunkie101 April 11, 2023
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