Alan Clark

To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.

Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".

Those Middletons are all hot. I would definitely do an Alan Clark there.

by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011

Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.

Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark

by Crashy873 June 25, 2016

Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught

Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked

by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016

The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

Clarkson

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010

lewis and clarking

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.

Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

by historyisawesome January 20, 2014

Clark'd

When a contestant on a reality show does really well one week, but gets voted out the following week.

Derived from the show America's Next Top Model, when a contestant named "Clark" recieved a first place call out one week, but was eliminated the following week.

Jaclyn was doing really well in the competition, but the she got clark'd.

by Raydoo May 5, 2011