by Megatrons January 22, 2015
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Where do I even start on this one.... Claus is DA FLIPPING MAN OF GOD. He is also the most random person that exists nowadays. Here is how it all began: Claus decided to leave his non-random followers, and here is how it went:
Follower #1: Where is Claus?
Follower #2: He is flying into outer space.
Follower #1: WHAT? He bought a rocket?
Follower #2: No, he's been building one.
(I love you if you get the reference)
And that is how how Claus took his two wives, his children and his goat Clausishia and flew away. After countless nights he reached a very random looking planet in the Milky Way. The Clasanian family landed there and realised that it was a very random country with very random people living there. Since Claus is basically a millionaire, he built somewhere around 400000 bridges there so that everyone would have a place to stay. He sold his rocket and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes for his family. That very same day, the Clausanian family got robbed and were left with nothing. And that is how they ended up living under the Clausanian bridges. However, the people found Claus attractive, and made him their CEO. Claus named the planet after him, and it became the Random Land Of Clausania. And that is how Claus became CLAUS-THE-RANDOM-MAN-OF-GOD.
Follower #1: Where is Claus?
Follower #2: He is flying into outer space.
Follower #1: WHAT? He bought a rocket?
Follower #2: No, he's been building one.
(I love you if you get the reference)
And that is how how Claus took his two wives, his children and his goat Clausishia and flew away. After countless nights he reached a very random looking planet in the Milky Way. The Clasanian family landed there and realised that it was a very random country with very random people living there. Since Claus is basically a millionaire, he built somewhere around 400000 bridges there so that everyone would have a place to stay. He sold his rocket and bought a bunch of cardboard boxes for his family. That very same day, the Clausanian family got robbed and were left with nothing. And that is how they ended up living under the Clausanian bridges. However, the people found Claus attractive, and made him their CEO. Claus named the planet after him, and it became the Random Land Of Clausania. And that is how Claus became CLAUS-THE-RANDOM-MAN-OF-GOD.
Clauser #1: Do you believe in the power of Claus?
Clauser #2: Of course, I mean he is the absolute man of God!
Clauser #2: Of course, I mean he is the absolute man of God!
by Random Claus May 28, 2020
Get the claus mug.In the true spirit of the A, Atlanta Claus steals presents rather than giving them. Atlanta Claus outfits himself in an oversized Michael Vick jersey and the traditional Santa hat. His beard is more likely to be scraggly than full and white. Atlanta Claus drinks heavily and smokes Black and Milds.
1. "God damn it, Atlanta Claus broke my back window and jacked my CD player."
2. Atlanta Claus: "Ay cuz, you needa hand ova dem presents, fa real boi!!"
2. Atlanta Claus: "Ay cuz, you needa hand ova dem presents, fa real boi!!"
by coldstone December 9, 2008
Get the Atlanta Claus mug.The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
by Suihime May 19, 2010
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Get the Claustrophobic mug.Squidward: Patrick don't stand so close, you're making me claustrophobic
Patrick: What's claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa clause!
Squidward: NO IT DOES-
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: Stop! you're scaring him!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa clause!
Squidward: NO IT DOES-
Patrick: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: Stop! you're scaring him!
by 100%marvelfan October 6, 2019
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