chuck norris 

A man that is liked too much in the teenage society.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen Walker Texas Ranger?
Guy 2: No, but Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Guy 1: What does that have to do with seeing the movie?
Guy 2: Chuck Norris doesn't have to make sense.
Guy 1: ::Grabs knife and kills Guy 2::

chuck norris by S-Park July 22, 2008

chuckaboo 

An old slang term for a close friend. Used in the 1800's.

My dear chuckaboo, I love you.

chuckaboo by MyChuckabooIsInAnEarthBath March 26, 2016

Chuck Norris 

Ferociously overrated.

Chuck Norris is 66 years old. He's likely to go into fucking retirement soon. GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, PEOPLE.

Chuck Norris by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.

Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?

Chuck Norris by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

chuck norris 

An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.

"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.

chuck norris by Eagle Match July 7, 2007

Chuck Bass 

One of the only people, along with Batman and James Bond, who can look badass by just saying his name.

Damien: Dude, the lady said she's fine
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass.

Eva: You got me a ticket?
Chuck: We don't need tickets. I'm Chuck Bass.

Blair: Give me one reason I shouldn't leave with him... And "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.

Nate: She's right, none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo
Chuck: Several times
Nate: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date... once.
*everyone looks at chuck*
Chuck: ...I'm Chuck Bass

Chuck Bass by Ecourc December 14, 2014

chuck norris 

a movie star who for some reason everyone loves for not really any reason besides he does roundhouse kicks.

chuck norris does roundhouse kicks and everyone loves him

chuck norris by blackout97 January 14, 2009