Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
by Ratworks March 21, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is the cutest person ever.He snuggles like a bunny,He stares at u like a charm,When u met a Christopher dont let him go at all.He is cute,gorgeous,tall,handsome,attractive,and amazing.
by BellaStella_24 May 15, 2018
Get the Christophermug. His name is Christopher but he's none as Chris , he's a hard working intelligent, smart, college bull......he's an acter, a rapper, nd is a girl magnet ...not to mention he is cute
Christopher has a girlfriend named Dimira 😘
by Mirah☺😆 July 8, 2017
Get the Christophermug. Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.
Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016
Get the Christophermug. A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.
" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"
"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"
"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"
by maamsir February 2, 2010
Get the Christophemug. A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!
by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017
Get the Christophermug. A very extremely attractive person, who believes that they are bad in bed but really isnt
Has a big dick
He is very sweet, caring, and loving
Has a big dick
He is very sweet, caring, and loving
by Meisnice March 14, 2017
Get the Christophermug.