Christopher

Oh yeah that guy. He’s a goof

Christopher is a goof

by fact-checking December 3, 2020

Christopher

Christopher is a tall, handsome, strong, smart man. He is really good at making love and a great kisser. hGet on his good side because he's not afraid to fight. He will fight for what's right. He is an amazing friend that you never want to lose. <3

OMG Christopher is so hot and he has a nice butt

by Maker Of Love January 29, 2019

Christopher

Just when you think you´ve seen it all he comes along holding his johnson like a jousting spear. Christopher is the scale for large apendages and he will never be forgotten

I got with Christopher last night, I rode his shaft like a fireman on a pole.

by C(giantcock)D1245 March 20, 2017

Christopher

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.

1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.

by Jerry520 February 14, 2010

Christopher

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.

Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.

by Zan da man May 31, 2018

Christopher

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.

"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher

by Smisha October 13, 2010

Christopher

Skinny penis.

Yo’ dog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!

by Mutherfuckir November 16, 2017