Christopher is a tall, handsome, strong, smart man. He is really good at making love and a great kisser. hGet on his good side because he's not afraid to fight. He will fight for what's right. He is an amazing friend that you never want to lose. <3
OMG Christopher is so hot and he has a nice butt
by Maker Of Love January 30, 2019
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His name means perfect, perfect in his girlfriend's eyes. He is caring and he is easy to talk to. He had a big heart and also a dirty mind. He is very handsome and his smile is just to die for. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him. You will instantly fall in love with his personality because it is just amazing. He will always be there for you in time of need. You definitely don't ever want to lose him because then you will feel like you have lost everything. He stole you heart but you will eventually steal his last name. He is someone you are willing to spend a lifetime with.
I love that Christopher, hes truly a one of a kind.
by Raxus July 24, 2018
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Just when you think you´ve seen it all he comes along holding his johnson like a jousting spear. Christopher is the scale for large apendages and he will never be forgotten
I got with Christopher last night, I rode his shaft like a fireman on a pole.
by C(giantcock)D1245 March 20, 2017
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Oh yeah that guy. He’s a goof
Christopher is a goof
by fact-checking December 3, 2020
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1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
by Jerry520 February 14, 2010
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An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.
Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.
by Zan da man April 27, 2018
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Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.
"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher
by Smisha October 7, 2010
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