Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.

Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!

by Boogiman February 18, 2009

Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

by Shming80 January 24, 2011

Jesus Christ

The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.

Jesus Christ: the poem.

Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.

by nethcev! September 01, 2006

Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

Christ Curious

Having interest in learning about Christianity and/or joining a branch of the Christian faith.

"Many people think I am atheist, but ever since I met that priest I've been Christ Curious."

by NotFromNaperville24 February 05, 2023

Conchus Christ

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.

"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"

by theslumpcxnch July 11, 2017

Crown of Christ

The Crown of Christ can be identified as a discord server which helps spread the gospel of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. The server Crown of Christ has traditional values which helps preserve masculinity and family values. Crown of Christ server can withstand any attacks from the devil and will always thrive in places where God seems absent.

I can't wait to join the Crown of Christ and get taught about a pure life.

by Ayebruhhlmao May 12, 2021