chrismcleansslut

THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE
the only one chris mclean will fall for
very rich and cool

“yeah did you see chrismcleansslut ’s new post?”
“yeah it was so cool!”

by teraneva August 27, 2021

Chrisanne

Chrisanne is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's usually chill but when she gets mad, get ready for a storm of things rainin' at ya. Chrisanne is Sassy, Cute, Sarcastic, Pretty, Beautiful, and an absolute Idjit :). She's a good friend but if you hurt her trust, You ain't gettin' it back.

When you see a girl being herself, Shes a Chrisanne

by LordPotato3004 November 24, 2021

Chrismukkah

A stupid made-up holiday from an equally stupid show.

And for the record, if your father is Jewish and your mother is Christian, then you're not Jewish at all. Not even one-half Jewish, it's just not possible. If it's the other way around (dad Christian mom Jewish) then you're automatically 100% Jewish.

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but those are the facts straight from my Rabbi.

Chrismukkah is dumb. Really really dumb.

by beak March 13, 2004

Chrismahannukwanzaca

A mix of Christmas Hannukah and Kwanza

Hello everyone, Happy Chrismahannukwanzaca

by The Bobster January 11, 2007

Christmacide

What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.

Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?

Jim: No, what happened?

Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!

by prezstain1 May 10, 2009

Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah

Christmas+Hannukah+Kwanzaa+Winter Solstice+Ramadan

And then you add on "kah" for good measure. It's all the winter holidays in one! Go figure! But hey, why say "Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah" when you can say Decemberween?

Person 1: Man, I'm so bummed out by the holidays.
Person 2: Why? Don't you love Christmas?
Person 1: I don't celebrate Christmas.
Person 2: Oh, well... happy Chrismahanukwanzolstiramadanakah!
Person 1: That was too long.

by ch3353 December 12, 2008

chrismahanuhkwanzakuh

for those people, who have no official religion, but still want to celebrate the holiday season.

the jewish have Hanukkah

the christians have christmas

the africans have kwanzaa

its fun for everybody, its chrismahanuhkwanzakuh

by almost2blank December 13, 2008