chordate

A Jew with incredibly yellow teeth who leeches off his parents.

Got dayum chordate, brush yo teef!

by hail xenu December 13, 2008

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Cortana

If your name is Cortana the you are the most funniest person alive.You are also a dumbass bitch but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love you.All boys think you’re cute af with those eyes and smile of yours.

Boy1:Did you see Cortana

Boy2:My girlfriend?
Boy1:That’s your girlfriend!She is hot
Boy2:Yeah and she is mine

by wdwfan5850 November 27, 2019

chorts

Abbreviation of chortle--used to express mild amusement in a succinct fashion.

"Chorts."

by Sit down ,D December 28, 2011

chortles

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

chort

1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach Z.

1. That fucking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. Wow, Ashley and Alexis are the biggest chorts ever.

by nick handman and ted nava September 18, 2003

Chortle

Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.

After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?

by Toute boarder December 19, 2009