Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.
Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool
Student 2: What a dick
Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode
Student 2: What a dick
Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode
by chocolate hotdog MKAY May 23, 2011
Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.
by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 05, 2015
by Amorformosus March 04, 2005
by Adailey78 October 12, 2017
1) When a mans penis is starting to erect or come down from an erection to when it's fully filled with blood but it's growing in length only girth
2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)
2) A small but fat penis (complete opposite of a dagger dick)
Stacy:"Well I was gonna fuck him but he had a chode so even if I wanted to it was too thick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"
Lexi:"HAHAHAHAH you got clam jammed by a dick"
by xyoungdaggerdick August 18, 2017
1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)
Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."
by K._a._t._i._e._ June 01, 2017
by julescd August 21, 2014