A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!
Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
Get the talking chimp mug.Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.
Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)
R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!
Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!
R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...
(2)
Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.
Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!
Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!
R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...
(2)
Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.
Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
Get the Chimpagne mug.Related Words
A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.
Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.
by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006
Get the Hick Chimp mug.by andrew johnson April 16, 2004
Get the John Chimpo mug.A combination of the words "Chimpanzee" and "Monkey". It usually refers to lazy and shiftless African-Americans (aka "Niggers") who complain about the oppression which they have suffered at the hands of the white man, yet do absolutely nothing to better themselves.
Driving down Lenox Avenue in Harlem the other day, I observed a bunch of Chimpanmonkeys loitering outside the local chicken and ribs joint.
by Ba Ba Booey January 14, 2008
Get the Chimpanmonkey mug.What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.
by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021
Get the Flexing Chimps mug.A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
Get the Chimpanzee mug.