Slutty, dumb bimbos who are not talented enough or classy enough, or SOPHISTICATED enough to be a beautiful colorguard member who are not sluts and have some class.
Use the McBeth Princilple, "me thinks thou protest to much me thinks" to convince themsleves that colorguard girls want to be cheerleaders to make themsleves feel better when in actuality, they are jealous they can't do colorguard and be a REAL hot and talented girl with some class.
Try to convince themsleves jumping up and down like a hyper little airhead is a sport unlike colorguard that actually IS a beautiful Sport of the Arts.
Gay guys that join feel like they want a shot at the football team too.
Straight guys that join to touch ditzes and try to sneak a peak up skirts of the girls that they coudn't even get on a regular bases.
Use the McBeth Princilple, "me thinks thou protest to much me thinks" to convince themsleves that colorguard girls want to be cheerleaders to make themsleves feel better when in actuality, they are jealous they can't do colorguard and be a REAL hot and talented girl with some class.
Try to convince themsleves jumping up and down like a hyper little airhead is a sport unlike colorguard that actually IS a beautiful Sport of the Arts.
Gay guys that join feel like they want a shot at the football team too.
Straight guys that join to touch ditzes and try to sneak a peak up skirts of the girls that they coudn't even get on a regular bases.
Um...Yeah, Hi My name is Mitzi! **Pops gum and twilrs hair on index finger - smacks gum, smacks gum...Crack, smacks gum, smacks gum!** So like, Um...What's YOU'RE name? I'm Mitzi!
Buffy: OMG...Pamela, Most of the Urban Dictionary says we're dumb, slutty bimbos. But like, it's a dictionary, So it MUST be true. Is it? But I've only done HALF of the football team.
Pamela: I know, It can't be true Buffy, 'cause like, I've only done the other half.
Spirit Fingers - Yeah, THAT'S talented and hard!!!
Cheerleading 101: "Ready OK!"
Buffy: OMG...Pamela, Most of the Urban Dictionary says we're dumb, slutty bimbos. But like, it's a dictionary, So it MUST be true. Is it? But I've only done HALF of the football team.
Pamela: I know, It can't be true Buffy, 'cause like, I've only done the other half.
Spirit Fingers - Yeah, THAT'S talented and hard!!!
Cheerleading 101: "Ready OK!"
by Skoben May 12, 2009
Get the Cheerleadingmug. Someone who leads other people to cheer. Simple as that.
Cheerleaders aren't always "slutty blondes". Lots of us have morals, and are trying to erase bad sterotypes various media channels give us. Some are even expected to be role models and can't swear or show any form of PDA while in uniform. We're required to have a grade average of B- or more in school, or else we're ineligible.
Granted there are some people who fit the stereotype of "Rich, skinny, bitchy blonde that cakes on makeup" but in reality we're so much more than that. Not all cheerleaders are skinny, some have to be bigger in size while stunting. I mean, you try twisting girls up in the air that are 100+ while keeping them balanced. Not as easy as it sounds (that goes for you too Mr. Superjock)
Cheerleaders are also very diverse and come from different ethnicities. Have you ever seen a Bring it On Movie (the third one had a good mix. Caucasian, African-American, and Asian-American)
Some cheerleaders can't wear makeup up or glitter either. We're athletes, not a beauty pageant.
Cheerleaders aren't always "slutty blondes". Lots of us have morals, and are trying to erase bad sterotypes various media channels give us. Some are even expected to be role models and can't swear or show any form of PDA while in uniform. We're required to have a grade average of B- or more in school, or else we're ineligible.
Granted there are some people who fit the stereotype of "Rich, skinny, bitchy blonde that cakes on makeup" but in reality we're so much more than that. Not all cheerleaders are skinny, some have to be bigger in size while stunting. I mean, you try twisting girls up in the air that are 100+ while keeping them balanced. Not as easy as it sounds (that goes for you too Mr. Superjock)
Cheerleaders are also very diverse and come from different ethnicities. Have you ever seen a Bring it On Movie (the third one had a good mix. Caucasian, African-American, and Asian-American)
Some cheerleaders can't wear makeup up or glitter either. We're athletes, not a beauty pageant.
FAKE CHEERLEADER
Mike: Oh, here comes Elizah..
Elizah: Hey, James. want to come over to my house tonight, I heard your dick is huge.
James: Um, no thanks, not interested.
Elizah: Douche, what about you?
Mike: I'd rather not fuck a slut.
REAL CHEERLEADER
James: Hey, look it's Jessica.
Jessica: Hey guys, are you going to the pep rally today?
Mike: Sure, what time?
Jessica: 2:45. Goooo Panthers!
Mike: Aw, she's the cutest little cheerleader.
James: And she isn't bitchy like Elizah is.
Mike: Totally, she's so sweet and bubbly. Hey, is she single?
Mike: Oh, here comes Elizah..
Elizah: Hey, James. want to come over to my house tonight, I heard your dick is huge.
James: Um, no thanks, not interested.
Elizah: Douche, what about you?
Mike: I'd rather not fuck a slut.
REAL CHEERLEADER
James: Hey, look it's Jessica.
Jessica: Hey guys, are you going to the pep rally today?
Mike: Sure, what time?
Jessica: 2:45. Goooo Panthers!
Mike: Aw, she's the cutest little cheerleader.
James: And she isn't bitchy like Elizah is.
Mike: Totally, she's so sweet and bubbly. Hey, is she single?
by Live-Laugh-Love December 31, 2009
Get the cheerleadermug. Officially named a sport at the beginning of the 2008-2009 school year.
So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.
it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.
So before you dumbasses go and judge, know what youre talking about.
it is a sport especially all star cheerleading.
by Chrleadr008 June 11, 2009
Get the Cheerleadingmug. Slutty bitches who crave attention. It's said they couldn't be able to live without it, however this theory has never been proven due to the fact they get mass amounts of attention anyway for carrying the shallow, clone-like personalities they've acquired over the years. Why does this get them attention? Because it's a pretty big deal when the quarterback's condoms all breaks and half the team gets pregnant. They're generally stupid and aren't able to think for themselves. They swallow anything right up that's mainstream or what someone tells them they should like. They look at other non-cheerleaders as far below them and, when joining a cheer squad, generally stop being friends with those who have not crossed over to the evils of cheerleading. Because they are the superior race, they believe only in wearing extremely bright colors, and, when going out on a limb in wearing a darker color, risk the rejection of their fellow cheerclones.
They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties.
However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.
They cheer for the sport because they aren't able to actually play for the sport. They claim it takes great athletic ability and muscle, cordination, and hard work to cheer. Sadly, this is not in the slightest bit accurate. Most cheerleaders are fat and ugly, craving the acceptance of other human beings. The ones that aren't fat and fugly only cheer because they think they're far hotter than they actually are and would like to show it off by wearing a "uniform" where everyone gets to see their panties.
However what makes me laugh the most at these pathetic life forms, is that they claim none of this is true.
"Those who can't do, become a cheerleader."
by Brianna Jonsan July 1, 2007
Get the cheerleadermug. stupid cult mistaken for a sport. It was invented by someone who wanted to be a gymnast but was too stupid to do it. cheer leading is a ripoff of gymnastics.
by cheersucks666 April 14, 2009
Get the cheerleadingmug. A member (and possibly the leader) of the Teen Girl Squad. She is the one that asks the burning question: "Are you ready to look SO GOOD!!!!?"
by Maikeru November 28, 2003
Get the cheerleadermug. A hard worker who can be of any race, ethnicity, religious background, gender, or the like. These people are far too stereotyped and put down so often it makes me sick. They are NOT all slutty girls — otherwise they wouldn’t be people, because all people are different. They DO NOT just jump around and wave pom-poms; they do extremely difficult and dangerous routines that have led to injury on more than one occasion. They practice for hours on end, and even when they’re all in sync and their cheer seems perfected, they keep going, because that’s just how hard they work.
Not all cheerleaders are female, either! When I get to high school, I’m actually going to try out; I’m trans male, too. And don’t call me out for not being a real man because I want to cheer — guys are often the powerhouse of the cheer squad, and are vital in many routines. I’m not saying girls can’t be strong; in fact, they can be much stronger than guys! But male cheerleaders are a very big part of some cheer squads, so don’t think they’re gay or whatever. (Some male cheerleaders are gay! And that’s perfectly fine.)
Cheerleading is a sport, in my opinion — my biggest reason for believing this is because gymnastics and dancing are the main make-up of it, which are both sports. A sport isn’t always about competing, either! Sideline cheerleading is one hundred percent a sport.
Anyways, that’s my opinion, and I will stand by it for as long as I live.
Not all cheerleaders are female, either! When I get to high school, I’m actually going to try out; I’m trans male, too. And don’t call me out for not being a real man because I want to cheer — guys are often the powerhouse of the cheer squad, and are vital in many routines. I’m not saying girls can’t be strong; in fact, they can be much stronger than guys! But male cheerleaders are a very big part of some cheer squads, so don’t think they’re gay or whatever. (Some male cheerleaders are gay! And that’s perfectly fine.)
Cheerleading is a sport, in my opinion — my biggest reason for believing this is because gymnastics and dancing are the main make-up of it, which are both sports. A sport isn’t always about competing, either! Sideline cheerleading is one hundred percent a sport.
Anyways, that’s my opinion, and I will stand by it for as long as I live.
“That guy is such an amazing cheerleader!”
“I know, right? He makes the cheerleading pyramid look so easy!”
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“Those cheerleaders are total sluts.”
“What they are is hard workers, so leave them alone.”
“I know, right? He makes the cheerleading pyramid look so easy!”
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“Those cheerleaders are total sluts.”
“What they are is hard workers, so leave them alone.”
by a bisexual cheerleader September 22, 2019
Get the cheerleadermug.