Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

Cheerio

When a woman’s vagina is so tight the size is comparable to that of a single cheerio cereal.

She got that cheerio, bro!

by Cheeriogirls February 18, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

cheerios with water

your dad left to get the milk so you don't have any milk to eat cereal with

NR: "What did you eat for breakfast JD?"
JD: "cheerios with water"

by MT on switch October 10, 2021

Cheerioke

The act of doing karaoke while stuffing cheerios into your mouth.

You: hey wanna do cheerioke?
Friend: ok…?

by Mariokart nerd18 May 2, 2023

skin cheerio

The good old anus baby!

I HAD to give her the Angry Pocahontas man! Her skin cheerio kept winking at me when we were doin the 8 second bull ride!

by The Original Shoebrush April 30, 2009

Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021