Checking out my club

golf bro slang for taking a piss in the woods

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."

by kirkandorules July 26, 2023

CHECKING OUT

In simplest terms, the most convenient definition, It generally means, to commit suicide, you're checking out of life, it just means to commit suicide you don't want to be around anymore you're hopelessly depressed, all in all it just means you don't want to live anymore, you want to commit suicide nothing is going right in your life you feel depressed hopeless, you just want to end your life because nobody can help you you've you've maxed out all resources, and in the end you call all your friends and you tell him that you're checking out of life signing off

My best friend Tom checked out of life, he was checking out of life

by SomeRandomPersonInTheStates August 4, 2023

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024

checking email

A slang term for having excessive screen time on handheld devices (iPad, smartphone), like the one done by these so-called "iPad kids"

Every time I see my cousin glued to her phone, I can't help but think she's just "checking email" again—part of these "iPad kids" generation that can't put their devices down!

by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026