celeb

Someone who you never heard of 5 years ago and who nobody younger will have heard of 5 years from now.

"I am so old, I can remember when Robin Hood was a celeb."

"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."

by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

Celebite

A person who has promised to God to never have sex.

My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...

by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

The Celebration

When something so great happens that a simple "yay" will not do, The Celebration comes in to play. To put it simply, it is 'on-the-spot masturbation'.

I was at dave's house the other night when i found out i won the lottery, so i did the celebration. His parents weren't pleased. But i bought them a new house (but kept the carpets!).

by VoxleadJuan February 1, 2010

celebration

a town full of rich people who are cocky guys that are gay except dillon st. Gordon and girls here are sexy.

bum: hey where are you headed too?

cop: Celebration.

Bum: shit bro take me with you they give good money (:

by _J-swagga June 29, 2011

celebophile

Someone obsessed with anything and everything celebrity.

Janet has pictures of rich fucks all over her walls. She is such a celebophile.

by sör3n May 10, 2008

celebitician

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.

Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

by Sonya Bible, Attorney at Law January 20, 2009

celebeertion

A celebration centered around the consumption of beer.

"I got laid last night!", said Albert.
"That calls for a celebeertion!", exclaimed Marvin.

by Mac Berlin July 7, 2009