Celestino

A short homosexual racist Mexican with a chode

Celestino is fucking gay

by Bod23 April 4, 2019

Chesting

-Verb
The act of thrusting a penis of a homosexual male between his overweight partner's moobs (man breasts). Possible with transexuals and also dildos. Could be considered a sexual fetish to some.

"That was real fun chesting last night my gay lover."

"Man, my chest hurts"
"I told you we should've used some lube!"

by HHSmysterio December 9, 2010

Princess Celestia

Princess Celestia (born October 10, 1010 or 4010/10/10 in Equestria, died May 3, 2015 anywhere), also known as "You-know-Who" was an Alicorn and a character of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, She was the dictator of Equestria who, for some reason, prefered being called princess rather than queen. She appeared first to be kind and caring to her subjects, but was, in reality, a power hungry and sadistic tyrant.

When Princess Celestia originally defeated her sister Nightmare Moon, she was left as the lone ruler over her kingdom for a thousand years, controlling both the Sun and Moon. For a while, everything was peaceful. But her absolute power eventually started to corrupt her. She became paranoid and afraid of potential usurpers. So in order to keep her rule permanent, she started to change the Laws and Rules of Equestria and with time, became a dark, sinister overlord. She started hiring more military personal and harshly punishing anyone she perceived as a potential threat. She became so twisted and demented that sometimes she started making new laws up on the fly, as it suited her moods and her ego. No longer the kindly ruler she was before, she now was a full-fledged tyrant.

by CHUNGA OOH BIGA CHUNGA June 12, 2020

Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010

To Celestino

It's a verb To celestino is to eat people's leftovers either physical or actual food. It is a commonly used phrase in southern Africa where the founder Celestino dwells

Bro I hate that dude he wanted to celestino my food and girlfriend

by Celestino Basera October 12, 2019

Celestial

completely original website or message board

My site is more Celestial than yours is.

by Josie November 1, 2003

Celestine Plan

A plan defined by its likely failure, as referenced in 'The Celestine Prophecy' by James Redfield.

"She said she was going to be here 20 minutes ago, but that was probably a Celestine plan, knowing how flaky she is."

by submittor August 3, 2009