Catching Momentum

A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.

Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??

Bush: Catching momentum.

by Catching_Momentum May 29, 2018

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

Catching A Fox On A Horse Hunt

Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works

It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.

by anarsh April 4, 2020

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

Ally catching

To find prostitutes in an ally ready for a good time

Nick went ally catching last night and got lucky

by Chicks luv me August 15, 2018

Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent

She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.

by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 7, 2019