by carpenters August 16, 2024
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
by Jammer906 March 21, 2022
legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
by Ur mums hot friends April 09, 2022
Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
William Carpenter
by txtboy91 July 13, 2008
When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 07, 2019