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canivore

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.
"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm a canivore.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm a canivore.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"
by Kieran King October 21, 2007
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Carnivale

A period of time lasting a few days, normally spanning over a weekend, when two individuals (Sparrow and Wad) are reunited. Wad and Sparrow sequester themselves in Wad's room when Wad is not in class or studio. When Wad does go to class or studio, Sparrow follows faithfully. Carnivale also refers to Sparrow's presence in class or studio.
Sparrow is in Studio, so I say to Marcus, "Hey, it's Carnivale!"
by anonymous April 20, 2005
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Cartivore

A fan of the web video show VendrTV.

One who subsists primarily on a diet of street food.
When Susan had her sixth helping of Street Food in a week she realized she was a full fledged cartivore.
by VendrTV October 30, 2009
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carnivorous forest

A big hairy bush on a woman, esp. dark haired. Looks like a forest and "eats" man meat.
I spent last nite sexploring my Greek girlfiend's carnivorous forest.
by screeb2 April 21, 2010
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Carnivorsation

An interaction between two or more people (formerly friends) in which the members of said conversation partake in shit talking via facebook and 'ripping apart' verbally in a carnivorous fashion.
while reading this keep in mind man eating matt is marias ex boyfriend and blonde bailey is marias ex best friend-

"man eatting mattt- why are you and your ex best friend (maria) mad at eachother?

blonde bailey- because she hangs out with her boyfriend 24/7 and never wants to hangout with me when i ask her. so that is her problem. im done trying with her. and when they break up she is not going to use me and try and hangout with me. i cant talk to her about anythning and the last times we hungout she just had attitude with me and was bitchy. thats that

man eatting mattt- well she didnt exactly describe it like that. so makes more sense why your mad. but what pisses me off, actually just because its safer text me.

blonde bailey- im just not going to try with her anymore."

Maria - "Haters! wow that is some major carnivorsation! ehh vince?"

Vince- " ehh maria"
by Marnce September 29, 2010
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carnivoravore

When you only eat the meat of animals that kill other animals. Basically, it's fucked up to eat a rabbit because they never harmed a living being. But Alligators be fuckin up other creatures in the wild like there's no tomorrow. So eating an Alligator is justifiable as bad karma for that delicious predator.
Waiter: "Our special today is a chicken linguine"
Person: "Uhmm, can you make that with shark meat instead? I'm a carnivoravore."
by DongleD October 19, 2018
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Cornivore

A person who can't get enough cheesey jokes
He really loves puns, John is a total Cornivore
by Lil Pepper Pants December 9, 2019
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