by Joey Jaw Breaker May 12, 2008
Get the cracker mug.Somebody who uses a combination of drugs, mainly crack cocaine, usually drives a beat-up late-90's Mazda hatchback and lives in a crappy, drug-riddled neighbourhood.
Common attributes include long, unkempt hair, crinkly, aged skin, use of the word "y'know" at the end of a sentence, rough sandpaper voice and throaty laugh from too much tobacco use, Zellers clearance clothing, three or more children, an untidy apartment and welfare cheques in the mail.
Usually will do anything to score money for drugs.
Commonly found living in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada.
Common attributes include long, unkempt hair, crinkly, aged skin, use of the word "y'know" at the end of a sentence, rough sandpaper voice and throaty laugh from too much tobacco use, Zellers clearance clothing, three or more children, an untidy apartment and welfare cheques in the mail.
Usually will do anything to score money for drugs.
Commonly found living in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada.
Jake: (driving with Jack when suddenly the car breaks down)
Jack: Shit, man, we gotta get help.
Jake: No, we can't leave the car here, a cracker might steal our ride and sell it to a scrap dealer for drug money.
Jack: Shit, man, we gotta get help.
Jake: No, we can't leave the car here, a cracker might steal our ride and sell it to a scrap dealer for drug money.
by SnapshotOfASoul January 29, 2012
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The use of the word "cracker" to refer to a group of people has it's earliest days in the hacker culture. Crackers originally referred to a group of people(mostly adolescent males) that called themselves hackers, but were really only good for phreaking and messing up computers. Essentially, people who were better at creating problems than fixing them. The members of hacker culture do this to distinguish themselves from their less skillful counterpart. In today's pop culture, cracker has become a racial slur for people of Caucasian descent.
That dude totally messed up his computer. What a cracker.
She's such a cracker with her Starbucks and her iPhone 5.
She's such a cracker with her Starbucks and her iPhone 5.
by mrminorchord May 31, 2014
Get the cracker mug.Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.
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Get the Cracker mug.by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008
Get the Christ on a Cracker mug.A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.
Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.
After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.
"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.
"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
by rnnd January 15, 2010
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