play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 2, 2022

yugio cards

1. Overpriced toilet paper

2. Guaranteed to make you a fan of the pokemon card games.

Yugio cards are good for nothing but wiping the turds off your ass. The game sucks and everything about Yu Gi Oh is utter shit.

by J.L. November 29, 2004

Cardassia

Formal name of the Cardassian empire's home system star and, at least informally, its home world. It has at least five planets.

Cardassia, aka Cadassia Prime.

by Sparda October 7, 2004

cardestrian

a car traveling the speed limit in a racing game. at a relative speed of -120 mph, these are more out of place in a videogame highway than a drunk pedestrian asleep in a real life crosswalk

burnout 3 would be so much easier if it weren't for the fuckin' cardestrians

by koobz2142 January 18, 2011

Cards Against Humanity

A currently popular card game that is online and in a stack of cards, including different versions. The way you play is to pick the funniest or most fitting card to match the sentence.

"Wanna play Cards against Humanity, dude?"

by Y0URR3ALNAM3 June 30, 2016

6 joker cards

The six joker cards..
They are our warnings for us to repent our sins so we may go to Shangri-la.

Carnival of Carnage
The Ringmaster
The Riddlebox
The Great Milenko
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
Jake the just, Jack the sinister.
The Wraith
Shangri-la and Hell's Pit.

They are us, inside us, and are our path that we may find to those golden gates, or those fiery pits of hell
The joker cards also are the mark of the end of time. After all of them are said and done, the end will consume us all, either in shangri-la, or hell's pit

NOw all the joker cards have fallen with spectacular aray, so when the Wraith is calling walk into the light..

After all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all..

by Joker Z October 4, 2004

Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

by SydneyAus February 13, 2007