(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.
by Philip O'Ballsack April 03, 2010
When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going
by the one and only steve March 30, 2019
by Shai Grandison-Wooding August 27, 2021
A ghetto ass school where the students are actually the shit unlike pths. When walking through the halls, roasting and crying can be heard at all times. Here, the girls are like big macs... Greasy af and only cost a dollar. Fights are often and always start because of pregnancy, STDs , or yogurt. We all obviously have vodka in our school water bottles so we must all go without and be dehydrated 24\7. Canon Mac highschool is located in the middle of Hoetown.
by -xx1234 May 23, 2016
Canon-Typical Violence is a tag on the fanfiction site Archive of our Own (often shortened to AO3). It means that all violence shown will have beleivable reasons. For instance, a fanfic that takes place in medieval times would be considered canon-typical if it used weapons from that time—swords and bows instead of guns and grenades.
Canon-Typical Violence is an important tag for me because I want to feel immersed in the world I’m reading about.
by just another anon👁️ January 29, 2023
To describe a man who is known as the side for a female when their main boyfriend is not present. Side-piece, Side-Nigga, Side-hoe
Brenda told her friend Amy that Mark was just Female Canon Fodder until she was with Aaron again.
Nathan proclaims he is Female Canon Fodder for Anna while her boyfriend is gone.
Nathan proclaims he is Female Canon Fodder for Anna while her boyfriend is gone.
by KingDoubleC May 06, 2019
the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.
by stinky hobo December 11, 2009