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klance is cannon king

A phrase commonly used to express hope in and support for the ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain from Voltron: Legendary Defender. It was first stated by Lucky Luciano on Twitter, only to be deleted hours later. Nevertheless, it is a popular saying among a majority of the VLD fandom and has even been adapted to show support for other ships or theories.
Voltron: Legendary Defender: has many parallels between Keith and Lance and canon romantic pairings
Jeremy Shada: all parallels are intentional
Everyone, collectively: klance is cannon king
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penis cannon

Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
Enemies sighted! Prepare to fire the penis cannon!
by slopeeps November 16, 2010
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glass cannon

Refers to a person, weapon, or vehicle which has a high output, but a low defense, life, durability, etc.
The Blaster (City of Heroes), dex zon (Diablo 2),golf glub (Silent Hill 4),and Red Gazelle (F-Zero GX) are glass cannons.
by whatsaname October 7, 2004
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Beef Cannons

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons
by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010
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Canon Kings

A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon
Jeremy: klance is canon kings!
by shirosaclone July 16, 2018
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douche cannon

a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon, when this person is off the charts in douchebaggedness scale, and you would readily render them infertile using acid on their genitalia. Douche cannon originates from the early name calling methods used during the Revolutionary war era. British soldiers commonly degraded their fellow army members, when they were incompetent with a cannon or other gunpowder apparati, They were aptly named "douche cannons" and usually were subject to sodomy from their horse. In conclusion, this is the strongest level of douchebaggery, use it wisely for its conotations are far more powerfull than calling someone a fag, or retard, or shitbrick.
Speaker A- Dude my mom's a complete douche cannon

Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit

Speaker A- Yea.
by kermitbangme69 February 20, 2007
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Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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