Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"

by robin steele October 21, 2010

cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.

that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!

by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010

cabana boy

a sexy guy with a tan that he gets from working out on the beach and serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.

visit an island...fall in love with a cabana boy.

by Sam July 3, 2004

cabana boy

A young man (typically in his twenties) that gives a woman anything and everything she needs or wants as a servant would. However most of her needs or wants have a sexual connotation behind them.

I was at the beach and the cabana boy massaged my feet as I drank my piña colada.

The cabana boy fanned me with a palm leaf as I dried myself from the shower.

by El Moco September 21, 2005

cabbage fart

An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

cabbage town

An area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. This entire area is usually called Cabbage Town and people will most likely answer all your problems with "oh, it's because you're from Cabbage Town". Also where Ethan and Brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥

jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town

lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.

brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.

by hardcore69 March 26, 2009

In the cabbage

Unintentionally off a track, path or road

*Drives off the road* "Oh boys were in the cabbage!"

by BO$$ PLAYAZ October 11, 2011