a silly sex act:
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
4. finally, proclaim to said female
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"
by Dr. J Weinberg September 06, 2009
A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.
Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.
Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.
by ajpsdga March 10, 2018
by Big_boi_ben November 14, 2019
One of the 4 housing properties for participants on the Disney College Program in Florida.
Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.
Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
Neighbors with Chatham Square.
Is also know as 'the retirement home' of Disney Housing.
Known for giving shelter to CP's during hurricanes.
Patterson Court is quiet and home to not only CP's but also, many, many cats.
by meowmeowbeanz April 04, 2018
an updated, more posh version of "fag hag'; specifically, a group of women who have a central gay male figure in their group.
by rebar January 21, 2009
by Coop Dupe December 09, 2019