cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

writer's constipation

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.

I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.

by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008

Confustipated

Combination of confused and constipated.

When you're so confused that everything you try to say just wont come out.

Or, when you're so confused all your knowledge seems to be stuck in your head.

The Medman totally forgot he was even on the air, and began to get confustipated when he couldn't figure out why he could still hear himself through the speakers.

by Jerm Stone June 17, 2007

constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

Constipation and diarrhea

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

by Scrounder September 18, 2012

cumstipated

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what

Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face

by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009

constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003