Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

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congresswoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, Jane became a congresswoman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

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A person who has grown up but still behaves like a 2 year child, immature, blabbering anything without facts, supports every anti progress work, supports all unethical means to achieve what he / she wants, supports anti-nationalists

Man why do behave like a Congressi

by abekuchhbolo December 28, 2019

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congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.

Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."

by TBRADNC July 14, 2013

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