Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.

Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)

by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008

condom

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da

by chris d 100 July 2, 2005

Condom

Something that pussies use

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.

You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?

by Misogyny May 14, 2011

Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.

by Visual September 5, 2003

condom

an important tool to pimps!!!

I felt like a pimp when i used a condom.

by malitia July 4, 2008