Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017

lets have a pubic concert Trent.

by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017

concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

concert

a musical show, with people playing music

i went to a green day concert

by that's miss bitch to you September 25, 2005

concerto

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.

Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.

by carpo August 22, 2004

concert hangover

Similar to a hangover, but the main cause is instead, a concert. Experienced the day after a concert with symptoms such as: headache, loss of hearing, sensitivity to light, loss of voice, sore throat, soreness, etc. Normally goes away within a day or two.

Guy 1: Didn't you go to that Green Day concert last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...

by 37thTry March 15, 2011

concert whore

A person (usually a girl) who goes to concerts nearly every week. It doesn't matter whos playing or how much the tickets costs. They usually dress up to look "cool". Like people actually care what they're wearing in a dark room.

mom: "dear, you're such a concert whore, you should use your money to pay your phone bill!"

by manda..... February 10, 2007